FML : Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's...

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Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JSeth - / Saturday 4 July 2009 16:52 / Canada

Intimacy

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By xiloveyoux3 | 0

#368404 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:11

Well, you have a bright imagination.

By hecuva | 0

#368473 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:27

Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;) Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head FYL

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By xiloveyoux3 | 0

#368404 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:11

Well, you have a bright imagination.

Duckasaurus | 0

#368910 - Sunday 5 July 2009 02:07

Yeah, really. Super cool story bro.

MasterModeraor | 0

#369247 - Sunday 5 July 2009 04:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

14hatemachine | 2

#369256 - Sunday 5 July 2009 04:56

god, you're obnoxious - in the US, people say tenth grade, and in canada people say grade ten - you're so heartbreakingly uninformed, i think it may actually have cause me a little physical pain, from laughing at least :]

afix_fml | 0

#369352 - Sunday 5 July 2009 05:42

And in many places in Europe

BLNovelist | 0

#369362 - Sunday 5 July 2009 05:47

Informed or not, they are retarded to assume that just because they use one form, means all others are automatically wrong.

riaaa | 0

#369430 - Sunday 5 July 2009 06:19

lol in aus we say year ten X] soz just random fact :P

Logica42 | 0

#369443 - Sunday 5 July 2009 06:22

I use both. Kinda like how I go back and forth with 'favorite' and 'favourite,' but don't ask why I do that...

delfinofrank | 0

#369487 - Sunday 5 July 2009 06:38

You're an idiot. People outside the US use this site too and have different ways of saying stuff.

mudkip_fml | 0

#369907 - Sunday 5 July 2009 11:38

#42 makes me feel embarrassed to be American. Why do you feel embarrassed about writing good dirty stories? I'd be complimented.. but I guess it depends on your relationship with your mom.

AkihiroHattori5 | 0

#409230 - Sunday 19 July 2009 02:53

If you hadn't noticed, Americans are pretty much the only people in the world who say 10th grade. On topic, I can't fathom how horrible that whole situation is for you.

RileyFerrari | 0

#1034253 - Thursday 17 June 2010 11:59

Canadian. So STFU.

ryanchew3 | 0

#2678039 - Tuesday 14 June 2011 10:42

... dude... fuck you...

ifinsane | 6

#3505380 - Friday 28 October 2011 11:02

Well since apparently everyone is trying your ideas go try em out yourself.

By cucumberfabulous | 7

#368405 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:12

Oh LOL ha!

Crncj | 0

#2955719 - Saturday 23 July 2011 05:27

I'd so buy that book

Herropreez17 | 0

#3424247 - Thursday 13 October 2011 01:05

I wonder if she ended up putting it on the refridgerator next to the macaroni art and finger paintings :P

By fmkittw | 0

#368410 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:12

Lol the same thing happened to me but I was drawing... my mom actually left the notebook i drew in on my desk with a chocolate kiss. :P Your life sucks

izzie321 | 27

#5915777 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 11:30

I'd be interested in seeing some of these stories.

By MeganH0LLYW00D | 0

#368412 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:13

Haha how cute is your mom. Aw. You deserve it you lil' nasty.

mystomachurts | 3

#369754 - Sunday 5 July 2009 09:37

"HOW CUTE OF YOUR MOM???" Uhhh... ookkk???? For what?? - For not trusting that she raised her daughter with enough good values that she feels the need to invade her privacy? ORRR -That she felt the need to bring this issue into the workplace and gossip about it amongst coworkers? I don't really find this "CUTE" as much as I do a mother who obviously doesnt know how to let go of her baby

By maii_fml | 0

#368416 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:14

hahahaha LMAO

By paigeorose92 | 4

#368418 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:14

That sucks. FYL

By Dabookofnothing | 0

#368437 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:18

hahahaha FYL

By ladidadi | 0

#368445 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:20

ahhh that is so cringe-worthy. on the bright side...maybe you have a future career in erotic literature?

Snommelp | 0

#368510 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:39

Seconded. Have you considered a career as a trashy romance novelist? :D

By bethechange_fml | 0

#368449 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:21

thats sorta weird a mom would do that

By hecuva | 0

#368473 - Saturday 4 July 2009 11:27

Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;) Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head FYL