Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
COMMENTS
By
xiloveyoux3
| 0
Well, you have a bright imagination.
Reply
Duckasaurus
| 0
Yeah, really. Super cool story bro.
Reply
MasterModeraor
| 0
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
Reply
14hatemachine
| 2
god, you're obnoxious - in the US, people say tenth grade, and in canada people say grade ten - you're so heartbreakingly uninformed, i think it may actually have cause me a little physical pain, from laughing at least :]
Reply
afix_fml
| 0
And in many places in Europe
Reply
BLNovelist
| 0
Informed or not, they are retarded to assume that just because they use one form, means all others are automatically wrong.
Reply
riaaa
| 0
lol in aus we say year ten X]
soz just random fact :P
soz just random fact :P
Reply
Logica42
| 0
I use both. Kinda like how I go back and forth with 'favorite' and 'favourite,' but don't ask why I do that...
Reply
delfinofrank
| 0
You're an idiot. People outside the US use this site too and have different ways of saying stuff.
Reply
mudkip_fml
| 0
#42 makes me feel embarrassed to be American. Why do you feel embarrassed about writing good dirty stories? I'd be complimented.. but I guess it depends on your relationship with your mom.
Reply
AkihiroHattori5
| 0
If you hadn't noticed, Americans are pretty much the only people in the world who say 10th grade. On topic, I can't fathom how horrible that whole situation is for you.
Reply
RileyFerrari
| 0
Canadian. So STFU.
Reply
ryanchew3
| 0
... dude... fuck you...
Reply
ifinsane
| 6
Well since apparently everyone is trying your ideas go try em out yourself.
By
cucumberfabulous
| 7
Oh LOL ha!
Reply
Crncj
| 0
I'd so buy that book
Reply
Herropreez17
| 0
I wonder if she ended up putting it on the refridgerator next to the macaroni art and finger paintings :P
By
fmkittw
| 0
Lol the same thing happened to me but I was drawing... my mom actually left the notebook i drew in on my desk with a chocolate kiss. :P Your life sucks
Reply
izzie321
| 27
I'd be interested in seeing some of these stories.
By
MeganH0LLYW00D
| 0
Haha how cute is your mom.
Aw.
You deserve it you lil' nasty.
Aw.
You deserve it you lil' nasty.
Reply
mystomachurts
| 3
"HOW CUTE OF YOUR MOM???" Uhhh... ookkk????
For what??
- For not trusting that she raised her daughter with enough good values that she feels the need to invade her privacy?
ORRR
-That she felt the need to bring this issue into the workplace and gossip about it amongst coworkers?
I don't really find this "CUTE" as much as I do a mother who obviously doesnt know how to let go of her baby
For what??
- For not trusting that she raised her daughter with enough good values that she feels the need to invade her privacy?
ORRR
-That she felt the need to bring this issue into the workplace and gossip about it amongst coworkers?
I don't really find this "CUTE" as much as I do a mother who obviously doesnt know how to let go of her baby
By
maii_fml
| 0
hahahaha
LMAO
LMAO
By
paigeorose92
| 4
That sucks. FYL
By
Dabookofnothing
| 0
hahahaha FYL
By
ladidadi
| 0
ahhh that is so cringe-worthy. on the bright side...maybe you have a future career in erotic literature?
Reply
Snommelp
| 0
Seconded. Have you considered a career as a trashy romance novelist?
:D
:D
By
bethechange_fml
| 0
thats sorta weird a mom would do that
By
hecuva
| 0
Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;)
Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head
FYL
Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head
FYL
Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head
FYL