Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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ns1985 15
so did he?
TheHarvest 7
bam!!
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Comments (110)
MDNative 6
oh shit! HELLO
cmb8280 24
OMG. Awkwarrrdddd!!!! No joke, I probably would've slugged him. That's not a cool thing to say to anyone, least of all your bf.
Ferretzsuck 7
I hope you punched him in the dick.
blink_kid 32
I want to know what all the friends you were out with thought.
limitedition 25
There's usually one of those types of smart asses in every group. I doubt the bf would have taken it seriously - he must know his friend is a smartass & joking
JasonAldeanFan 6
Damn!!
sp4ksu_fml 9
When in Rome....umm no, that really doesn't apply here.
whathefuckislife 11
he's probably joking. i have a friend like that.
Lilo4life 26
He's probably joking? I mean I hope she would know if he is or not.
annasher961 11
You're just getting around the group eh?
Lilo4life 26
That was subtle