Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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ns1985 15
so did he?
TheHarvest 7
bam!!
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Comments (110)
ShananaginsLOL 13
Bad bad op
forevergreen13 9
now that's funny right there! sounds like how my Friends and I joke around.
MandieL 27
So did he take your virginity while you were dating your current bf or before? Because that is a big factor in my vote.
baileymariee 10
Well, how was the rest of dinner?
thehowiie 6
I hope you punched him.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol should have just played along OP.
rightspark 7
He said it to remind you that you gave it up to him before and he wants to hit it again op. you really shouldn't bring your ex into a new relationship without setting ground rules if his your friend he'll keep things between you two and not disrespect you in front of your new interest.
sulitak 27
haha. if any of my close male friends said that my DH would laugh. That friend has an awesome sense of humor.
MakinMills 12
Haha, is it true?
LittleMagicWolf 7
That really sucks, but you don't hang with people you had sex with anymore, once you have a bf. You set yourself up for failure otherwise.