Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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ns1985 15
so did he?
TheHarvest 7
bam!!
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Comments (110)
possy 19
***Insert small dick joke now*** That's the perfect set up!
Reaper1984 13
"its best to start off with a little dick so the first time doesn't hurt"
lsmith6150 18
Said the man with the tiny dick!
Reaper1984 13
Man, why you gotta tell everybody
twaumat 28
that's a really f-ed up thing to say
martin_martian7 11
Then what happen next?! You should've add more
Leasha3 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well.. If it's true.. YDI
cupcakechick 17
she doesn't if they were together before her and her current bf
Merylwen 24
Yes, yes she does. That's what she gets for sleeping around. I'm not saying that everybody should wait until marriage, but if you're not, and therefore going to have multiple sexual partners, then you should accept that this kind of embarassment is going to happen, and that it's also going to be a lot of pain for the one person who will truly matter to you (which is unfair, because they're not the one at fault).
the_wombat 6
#42, self-righteous much? Go back to your perfect world where no one makes mistakes and take your bullshit judgements with you. I hope you make a big mistake and meet someone who's as big of a bitch as you to nake
the_wombat 6
*make you feel even worse about yourself. (hope this doesn't show up twice)
squideth 18
42 are you ******* kidding? Take your ****-shaming attitude and kindly shove it. Obviously you DO think everyone should wait until marriage, with your lovely condescending "I'm better than you" attitude. So why can't you just be happy with your own life choices and not judge others on theirs? Pretty insecure of you, honestly. You're no better than anyone because you've chosen to wait, and this girl DOES NOT deserve to be shamed because she's had past relationships. God I'm so sick of you self-righteous my-shit-don't-stink fuckwads who thinks everyone who has had multiple partners is a horrible uncaring person.
Baybiiie 11
42- I take it you are an unwanted virgin no one likes? On another note FYL OP. hopefully your bf is secure and trustful hell think not of it whether its true or not :)
Ki11erC 18
38 - She does if she didnt bother to mention that said friend and her have been together.
cupcakechick 17
no. not if he didnt ask, I wouldn't want to know who my bf slept around with,
ZBaron 3
That's rough lmao
karlcolt45 19
cheeky bastard
Synistiel 14
I smell a follow-up coming.
jem970 19
Haha I have a guy friend like that. Never a dull moment...
reeses1981 10
Awkward!!!
TheWorldGreatest 8
Sorry for you, but you got served!