By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
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Just curious as to how you throw your back out in a bathroom...nonetheless, be thankful that stranger was kind enough to help you instead of leaving you there.

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Just curious as to how you throw your back out in a bathroom...nonetheless, be thankful that stranger was kind enough to help you instead of leaving you there.

Agreed. At least it is heartening to know that there are good people out there.

Yes Op, be thankful, specially that you didn't throw your back in there with a disoriented elderly person eating nachos and cheese off the floor, with no pants on. Then there would've really been no helping you. You would have been eaten next...

In an awkward way, that's really sweet of them to help you.

That reach to the toilet paper is a tough one

exactly what I was thinking unless you were trying to force it out to get out of the public bathroom fast. those bathrooms can be nasty(;

At least you ran into a friendly stranger! :)

I've heard of rough #2's but never one so rough it through someone's back out. FYL OP

Threw* before I get crucified for it

Hmm could have possibly sneezed while reaching out for tp I had a friend do that before

I need to be honest. I voted down your first comment before I read your edit. So I am posting this so you can have your revenge. Fair is fair.

Thumbs up for honesty.

I have to assume "threw out my back" is a euphemism for masturbation. Unfortunately that doesn't make the whole "stranger pulling up your pants" thing any less strange.

Exactly what I thought.

That would scare me. But I'm kinda nervous about anyone that can hear me pee.

Throwback Thursday

Sorry about your back, OP :/ hope you get well soon... In other news, just be happy a photo of your misfortune isn't being spread all over the Internet. I'd hate to be part of a new meme or rage comic >.> Positivity is key in such situations.

I can already see the caption being used with Bad Luck Brian, though...

time to see a chiropractor !

You must have really been pushing hard to do that! What did you eat??