Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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ns1985 15
so did he?
TheHarvest 7
bam!!
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Comments (110)
DeadxManxWalking 27
OP I hope you'll respond to what everyone is asking. Did he?
baileymariee 10
I'd love to know the reaction your boyfriend had.
perdix 31
I wonder if the boyfriend knew that ahead of time.
Ki11erC 18
I'm guessing not.
shadow7x 10
your friend sounds like a douchebag
seeoseek 18
Oh baby YOUUUU, you got what I need...but you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend....haha the look on the boyfriends face had to be PRICELESS!!!
Axel5238 29
I feel bad for the OP, however this stuff does happen when you date within the same circle of friends. This has become more common, but should be avoided to avoid awkward/ hurt feelings. Kinda weird though if she went out to dinner with her ex/ or friend she hooked up with and her now current boyfriend.
JaMeSFourTwenty 2
Sounds like a friend of mine, he was at his brothers wedding and whispered into his ear. "I ****** her first"
chuckcloninger 12
I can imagine a long awkward pause or your boyfriend slapping the shit out of him. Either was it was stupid, inappropriate and the person who said it owes you and your boyfriend a sincere apology. Separately of course.
rokolodo 10
Future threesome? All amongst frenz,
Pstraka6 20
Sounds like a real class act. Let him keep thinking that and making a fool of himself