Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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ns1985 15
so did he?
TheHarvest 7
bam!!
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Comments (110)
Mundyshka 1
I may be wrong, but why would your friend say that? If you really had something in the past, this male friend may still have feelings for you and wanted to hurt your current boyfriend. Or maybe he's inappropriately proud of being your first and that makes him possessive.
Knightchaser27 25
I think you are reading to much into the situation
rokolodo 10
You were having a meal with a group of friends your ex- and your boyfriend. Bad combo, never ever keep your ex around
TheLadyOpal 30
She never said the guy was her ex, just a male friend. If he was her ex, I'm sure she would have called him that. I think he was just bullshitting about what he said.
bazingabitches 17
Thus is where I would stare awkwardly and blankly into the distance while wishing death upon him.
BexBaby86 21
The friend was just probably being quick to make a joke. If that's the case I hope you came at him with something just as witty. The boyfriend might know of the sense of humour you and your friends have and might not have taken it seriously.
acerima 11
Jealous or no, that would of been the last time I ever saw him around you.
clevercake 21
hanging out with your boyfriend and a guy you've slept with. Did you expect there to be no awkward moments?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
no more group outings
simplysarcastics 26
Old habits eh???
lonewolf621 17
And what was the poor girls reaction...
NewYorkMexPR 14
And then what happened?! I must know!