Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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ns1985 15
so did he?
TheHarvest 7
bam!!
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Comments (110)
JMW177 6
What a dick
profoundkisses 18
Oh SCHNAP!
samimcCune 15
sounds like someone wants more of what he got the first time around. I would say this is just a hilarious joke, but i'm guessing since she posted this on fml, that it didn't go over so well with her boyfriend. and in that case, i can see why he'd feel a bit threatened but at the same time needs to get a sense of humor. and i'm also guessing if that guy is still and one of your good friends and had the balls to say that in front of your boyfriend, either your friend doesn't think your boyfriend is good for you, or they're buds and are just ******* around. cause that's not really something you say to someone you don't really know, unless there is an underlying motive. I'd figure out the underlying issue here before this becomes a bigger issue than it needs to be and somebody(or somebody else if your boyfriend is already) gets hurt.
A1CPENA 11
Throwing this guy props he has amazing timing lol
hessel 13
i wanna bro fist your male friend so hard right now!!!
vlalam 24
That's horrible and awkward... I feel the pain if bf must have gone thru by hearing that... So was that true?
CorpsmanUp88 21
ouch
djsammyc 19
I think thats a sign your male friend has been in the friendzone for a while and is getting protective
nachosbabygurl 9
im guessing your boyfriend doesn't want you two to talk anymore
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Best guy friend EVER.