Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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ns1985 15
so did he?
TheHarvest 7
bam!!
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Comments (110)
Pleonasm 36
Either way he was having a Bloody Mary.
Likian5 26
Fair trade, I guess?
rg350dx 29
He got you good! It was probably just a joke considering OP didn't say it had actually happened and should be taken as one.
jessherself13 21
Well, isn't he a charmer. Hopefully he didn't get a rise out of your boyfriend. However, it would be nice to know if he actually DID take your virginity.
little_one 20
No Jake from State Farm is better at getting a rise out of people.
sens3sfailing 25
And he was just wearing khakis!
BadApple88 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
sounds like a douchebag. shouldve punched him in the face
sens3sfailing 25
You sound violent. Someone should hug you
icryevrytime 7
One for one....
Gunnie 24
and all for all!
Obey_StudBoii 23
And one for all.
therealslim 15
All for one and one for all?
Gunnie 24
You got that right Mr Shady!
LeeRed 15
That akward dinner table moment, priceless
Reaper1984 13
Sounds like you and your friends are pretty close, huh?
UnluckyGenius 21
A special kind of friendship ritual?
LtBrenton 16
Misread as "Today, I was eating out a group of friends..."
jessherself13 21
That probably would have been more fun than how it really went down
Inciter 33
That's what I read it as too. And then I went back and realized my mistake.
obri98 10
Me too lol :P