By superjstorm - Philippines
Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML
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  tgd4444  |  9

YDI for illegal parking (never mentions illegal parking, but why should that stop me from spouting arsewater), bad driving and DUI kills loads of people these days (and in no way is the OP displaying DUIs or bad driving, so I'm a total idiot).

  Poonheart  |  0

YDI for being a fucking idiot who makes fake FMLs

Is your hood made out of marshmallow? Or was the palm tree 50 feet tall? Did a monkey hurl it down at the fucking hood? Otherwise, a normal coconut cannot pick up enough velocity to embed itself into the metal hood of a car, it's impossible.

Learn physics, motherfucker

  egaonogenki  |  0

What a stuck-up Filipino. You're in the PHILIPPINES! AT LEAST YOU -HAVE- A CAR! Many of your fellow people would trade their current way of getting around, with a dented up car like yours!

  buttonface  |  0

"Gia", you're a faggot. This is why. Way to state the obvious? Geeeeesh. Yeah. OP has bitching rights so don't act annoyed. Why? It's fml. That is the purpose of this site, you hideous tool.

  your_face  |  15

KaySL, I noticed you tend to yawn after several of your posts. Maybe you should put the computer down and get some sleep, or, if this site just bores you, find something better to do - don't worry, FML will make do without you.

  Intoxicunt  |  5

pina colada*

Actually, the "n" should have the tilde over it, but my keyboard doesn't have that character. Either way, it's not "pinot". That's a type of wine.

/end spelling nazi