Health, Babies and Farts: It wasn't me

It wasn't me

By CatLady - 16/06/2017 04:00

Today, I was having dinner at a restaurant with my best friend and her 18-month-old. I really had to fart, so I let one go silently, hoping it would go unnoticed. I caught a whiff of it, but so did my friend apparently, because she made a face and then held up her baby to smell her diaper. FML

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Tripartita 44

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Friday 16 June 2017 4:16

So you farted and got away with it without blame? FYL indeed, OP. Hopefully next time your friend will suspect you instead of their baby.

Talented73 54

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Friday 16 June 2017 4:33

Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!

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Tripartita 44

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Friday 16 June 2017 4:16

So you farted and got away with it without blame? FYL indeed, OP. Hopefully next time your friend will suspect you instead of their baby.

Talented73 54

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Friday 16 June 2017 4:33

Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!

wickedgetz 29

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Friday 16 June 2017 5:15

atleast you got away with it

KaIuLtLuEmRn 8

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Friday 16 June 2017 21:51

So someone smelled your fart but didn't even know it was you? How is that even slightly bad?

ProperPengTing 15

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Saturday 17 June 2017 5:10

18? Lol just say a 1 year old

Madrias 36

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Saturday 17 June 2017 7:43

Well, it wasn't noticed as a fart, so you're golden.

js1992 8

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Monday 19 June 2017 6:59

1 and a half year old. for fucks sake. do you call a 2 year old a 24 month old as well. generally after a year it usually just goes by year not months because you don't have to count by months any more...