It wasn't me

By CatLady - 16/06/2017 04:00

Today, I was having dinner at a restaurant with my best friend and her 18-month-old. I really had to fart, so I let one go silently, hoping it would go unnoticed. I caught a whiff of it, but so did my friend apparently, because she made a face and then held up her baby to smell her diaper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 534
You deserved it 1 361

Same thing different taste

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So you farted and got away with it without blame? FYL indeed, OP. Hopefully next time your friend will suspect you instead of their baby.

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So you farted and got away with it without blame? FYL indeed, OP. Hopefully next time your friend will suspect you instead of their baby.

KaIuLtLuEmRn 8

So someone smelled your fart but didn't even know it was you? How is that even slightly bad?

ProperPengTing 15

18? Lol just say a 1 year old

Well, it wasn't noticed as a fart, so you're golden.

1 and a half year old. for ***** sake. do you call a 2 year old a 24 month old as well. generally after a year it usually just goes by year not months because you don't have to count by months any more...

cthvlhv 0

Calm down. It's not that serious.

You were in a restaurant. What is wrong with you?