Humblebrag

By Jason - 09/09/2021 05:01

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Today, I discovered that have large "parts" is not all it's cracked up to be, when the girl of my dreams broke up with me because, and I quote, "We tried everything and it just won't fit." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 420
You deserved it 361

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Maybe you can get work in porn. You might not get the girl of your dreams, but you'll get a lot of the girls of other people's dreams. That sounds like a pretty good consolation prize.

Childbirth isn't pleasant, sex should be

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Maybe you can get work in porn. You might not get the girl of your dreams, but you'll get a lot of the girls of other people's dreams. That sounds like a pretty good consolation prize.

Well, if he wants to make good money in porn, that might require some other sort of.... commitment.

How's she ever gonna manage to have a baby?

Sex isn’t supposed to hurt you virgin

There isn't a penis made that should hurt. The issue is her. Her mental state, her body medically, etc. There are plenty of women (i.e. almost all) that can handle any size just fine. I've seen legal midgets handling massive ones just fine.

Childbirth isn't pleasant, sex should be

You're just going to have to find a bigger crack to go up in.

PlayVR 3

I swear to God I made an account just to tell you this hopefully it can work out, try "Wet Platinum" lube. I promise you, if there was ever something to help.

LiquIDMeow 5

She can't take it in her ass, tho?

XxBluntBaby420xX 3

How is these an issue or a problem tho ?!? 🙃🙃🙃