Alcohol, Drunk, Party and Health: Party animal

Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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PsychoMerk 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:53

what.the.****?

InsidiousChild 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:32

no, no u's havn't.

Comments

Henningdale 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:04

What ever turns you on..

RobynL 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:07

what the ****. how in the world is that being accepted by everyone here. f he had wanted to teach her a lesson, he could have had a talk with her when she was better. if you really loved and cared for someone, I find it difficult to believe that you'd disrespect her, make her situation worse, laugh at her, and then run off, instead of showing some real concern when she was retching over the toilet. OP, he obviously does not respect you in the least bit. keeping him would be disrespecting yourself. dump him.

buttnuggets 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:10

sweet

Turianmoose 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:14

Smart

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:17

That wasn't a simple joke. That was a messed up way to treat some one you're suppose to be in love with and want to marry.

RobynL 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:17

I dont think it's a very funny joke. not for her. what i I shoved your head into the bowl while you were puking.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:24

Be prepared for a life time of "lessons" and faceplanting in the toilet.

sourcherri23xx 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:32

what a dick!!! next time shove his face in his shit!!

benderbot19 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 3:33

something tells me this isn't the first time he has done something like this. and same to the op. people saying dump him..she probably had many chances to before she got engaged, but chances are, they both have some issues.