Alcohol, Drunk, Party and Health: Party animal

Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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PsychoMerk 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:53

what.the.****?

InsidiousChild 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:32

no, no u's havn't.

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:25

Future wife beater. Get out now.

Noob30 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:30

Learn the word "yours",problem solved.

Elenachka 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 11:18

Most of these commenters are teenagers. I'm sure quite a few have still gotten smashed once or twice.

Elenachka 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 11:34

Well this just sounds like something I'd do to my boyfriend. Yes, he'd get his freshly bleached panties in a bunch; and yes, I'd still laugh my ass off at him. Build up your immune system and get over it. Something WILL get you someday, but it won't be toilet water. Chill out

littlefrenchfish 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 11:37

don't get uncontrollably drunk hoe Haha can't handle ya liquor MWAHAHAHAHA

Alyxi 20

Sunday 1 May 2011 12:43

Agree with some above. It sounds like a future abusive bit, I should know I just escaped one. GL FYL... Hope it doesn't happen again to ya...

wriptidez 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 13:13

what a weirdo

Niaa_fml 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 13:25

It's alright to drink a little but for God's sake, OP, control yourself. Maybe it seems fun for now and you feel you're young and carefree, but you are going to get married and probably will start planning a family soon after - is this how you want your children to see you and have their father explain to them that mommy is okay and she's just feeling unwell? Then alcoholism shall start. Think about what you're doing. IF this is the first or second time this has happened, then that is alright but don't let it go too far - be responsible. Because the characters inserted are limited on FML, then I can only assume what happened, OP. Sorry if I'm wrong but without further detail (not saying it's your fault), I can only guess BUT I feel I am correct because your fiancé wouldn't just do that to you if it only happened once or twice.