Padded out

By Ian - 18/04/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards, the doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a Maxi Pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a Maxi Pad on my butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 108 866
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Same thing different taste

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CherishFlowers 0

LMAO, nice. Imagine if someone heard you changing your pad in the bathroom... haha

How the hell do you get a cyst on your ass?

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hockeyplaya 0
bleedinginside 0

I had to do exactly what op did... good thing is that I haven't had any since

see now u know how girls feel wearing those frickin uncomfortable things. lol

How the hell do you get a cyst on your ass?

pilonidal cyst You can get it from walking around a lot.. sweat and whatnot i only know what it is cause i have one :/ they SUCK

fuckme93 0
spazchild44815 7

It's called a pilonidal cyst and they're fairly common.

...I don't get it. You had surgery. You have an excuse.

The point is that he's a dude and has to wear a pad.

#2 - anything's possible. and to the OP , that really sucks. but atleast you have an excuse right ?

Now everyone knows how horrid they are for us girls !

Wow, that sucks. Thanks for letting me see my lunch again though!

Tell the boyfriend to lay off hammering that shit.

pencilmustache 0

they couldn't give you any bandages?.....

Fridiculously 0

If it secretes enough fluid for him to have to wear a maxi pad, I don't think a band aid would help very much.

Kickinchicken213 3

hahaha, man that sucks big time!!!! FYL