Padded out

By Ian - 18/04/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards, the doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a Maxi Pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a Maxi Pad on my butt. FML
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Same thing different taste

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CherishFlowers 0

LMAO, nice. Imagine if someone heard you changing your pad in the bathroom... haha

How the hell do you get a cyst on your ass?

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Kikis_831 0

I forgot to add when I went to urgent care they gave me an antibiotic and I passed out.... Twice. Scared the he'll out of my mom. And then not only was I in pain but my sisters called me pilonidal ass for the longest

I'm just gonna come with it and tell you that Always brand has the thinnest pads. No one will know you're wearing them, and they're super absorbent. :)

Bwahahaha, #13! That's so mean! Anyway, just to make you feel better, OP, I'm giving you sympathy, not like people here who are actually being assholes to you. (not you, #13, you're actually funny).

iAmOtto 0

same thing happened to me back in November after Thanksgiving. I'm in college and a substitute HS teacher on the side. My cyst decided to drain itself in the middle of me teaching class one day

DeeJayD 0

You're lucky you had it removed 'cause pilonidal cysts are ******* agony if left too long.

iAmOtto 0

Pilonidal cysts suck! I had the same thing happen to me back in November after Thanksgiving. Im a HS teacher. Before I could get to the doctor to get it drained, it decided to drain itself in my pants in the middle of me teaching a class... only after that when I went to the doc did he tell me to wear a pad.

Ouch, make sure to keep clean and change it often. Otherwise, you'll get a rash or yeast infection or etc. And there's really nothing more discomforting than that when you're wearing a pad.

that sucks. but my dad wears nappies on a permanent basis, so your life is not as f***ed as his. btw, i'm 17 and he's 60 and he's doubly incontinent. so be thankful that for you, wearing a maxi-pad (whatever one of those is) is not permanent. :-)

really isnt that bad youre wearing it so that it stays infection free dont wear it and get an infection in it, then you would have problems