Ouch
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YDI for sneaking around
Reading FML, I wanted to enjoy Breakfast. Now I can enjoy trying to hold back from puking and am trying to get the image out of my head...
what an idiot
Haha this seems like something I would do. Other teenagers sneaking out to parties or to visit their gf/bf and then theres me trying to eat and being generally clumsy.
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This reminds me of when Spongebob pushed the sofa onto Squidward's foot. I always had to look away...not that I watch Spongebob...*bad poker face*
Hey, guess where the sensory nerves are? If you guessed the top layer of skin, you win the grand prize.