Work: Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right....

By shittyhall - 26/06/2017 04:00

Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2019 20:00

Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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RinoaHeartilly 36

Monday 26 June 2017 5:35

Sounds like they did their best to try and get there. I'd say they had the shittier day.

Gwengreen 6

Monday 26 June 2017 5:58

Sounds more like an F their Life than intentional. j Today I had extreme buttretch at work, I tried to make to to the toilet but was 1 foot shy of the door. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 June 2017 4:42

But then they wouldn't have been able to make such a pungent political statement. What stinks at your work? The wages? The working conditions? The ol boy network?

AnthonyCS5 19

Monday 26 June 2017 5:12

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

RinoaHeartilly 36

Monday 26 June 2017 5:35

Sounds like they did their best to try and get there. I'd say they had the shittier day.

species4872 19

Monday 26 June 2017 7:31

Agreed.

goawayfatman 8

Monday 26 June 2017 12:32

I hope that pun was intentional xD

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 30 August 2017 7:32

I felt obligated to use that pun.

Gwengreen 6

Monday 26 June 2017 5:58

Sounds more like an F their Life than intentional. j Today I had extreme buttretch at work, I tried to make to to the toilet but was 1 foot shy of the door. FML

kujiens101 24

Monday 26 June 2017 7:06

The most concerning part of this is the fact that you don't seem to know what diarrhea is...

OrchidKitten 21

Tuesday 27 June 2017 20:04

Or, that's not what it was. Certain things can cause your poop to not solidify.

melana09 19

Monday 26 June 2017 10:42

Sounds like the tried to make it but couldn't hold it. I feel more sorry for the person who did it. That's really Embarrassing and if it's at school who knows who saw it.

Madrias 36

Monday 26 June 2017 11:26

At least it was only liquid poo and not explosive diarrhea. Otherwise it'd be one hell of a mess.

goawayfatman 8

Monday 26 June 2017 12:31

If it was liquid poo, they probably couldn't make it that extra foot. It's hard to control your bowels when they are that upset. Can you imagine how embarrassed that person probably is? This isn't your FML.