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But then they wouldn't have been able to make such a pungent political statement. What stinks at your work? The wages? The working conditions? The ol boy network?
Sounds like they did their best to try and get there. I'd say they had the shittier day.
I hope that pun was intentional xD
I felt obligated to use that pun.
The most concerning part of this is the fact that you don't seem to know what diarrhea is...
Or, that's not what it was. Certain things can cause your poop to not solidify.
At least it was only liquid poo and not explosive diarrhea. Otherwise it'd be one hell of a mess.
If it was liquid poo, they probably couldn't make it that extra foot. It's hard to control your bowels when they are that upset. Can you imagine how embarrassed that person probably is? This isn't your FML.
Any asshole can shit on a floor. It takes a diabolical genius and careful planning to hit the ceiling though.
Carpet? Shit... I do not envy the employee tasked with cleaning up that mess!
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Sounds like they did their best to try and get there. I'd say they had the shittier day.
Sounds more like an F their Life than intentional. j Today I had extreme buttretch at work, I tried to make to to the toilet but was 1 foot shy of the door. FML