By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 398
You deserved it 5 258

Same thing different taste

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You should've used the name Bloody Mary instead, OP.

Was it a costume party? Because, that's a pretty damn original outfit. Rock it! Get the string from a balloon to get the whole effect.


Was it a costume party? Because, that's a pretty damn original outfit. Rock it! Get the string from a balloon to get the whole effect.

And you could use some good pick-up lines as well.

But what dafuq is wrong with that kid? When I was a kid I had no idea what a used tampon was, let alone what one would look like. Or even an unused one.

imavelociraptor 6

Just because he was his "little" brother doesn't mean he was 5. OP could be 20 and his brother could be 17 for all we know...

62, the term "little" versus "younger," coupled with the fact that dumping tomato juice on someone is much more likely the action of a little kid, is the support for my argument that it probably was a little kid. Plus, if the op is going to a stupid backlight party, she's probably no older than a teen, so her bother must be even younger

Granted, it could have been a teenaged brother, but I still stand by my "dafuq is wrong with that kid?"

64, the type of party doesn't give an indication to the age of OP as clubs still do events that are UV, so she could very well be 20. And just because you simply hadn't seen a tampon or understood its purpose at a young age, doesn't mean OP's brother shouldn't. The knowledge usually stems from having older female siblings, it's not a bad thing to be aware of.

Costume party or not. Anyone would be pissed if they get dressed up and someone throws a tomato juice on you. FYL OP , take revenge

You should've used the name Bloody Mary instead, OP.

I'm pretty sure we all did, unless your like five.

Mary, Mary.. Why ya buggin'? Mary, Mary.. I need your huggin'

73-What's a "like five" and where/when did I get it? Do my "likes" count for 5 votes with it or something?

Those disgusting little creatures can be pretty funny I must say xD

Although funny to us, he sounds like a little shit and his parents need to beat his ass more so he'll learn some manners.

It's his sister, all siblings act that way. And beating? Beating your children for discipline isn't the answer.

88, all people are different, and some of them cannot be reasoned with. So, sometimes violence is the answer. Also, since he's her brother, (and not an offspring/child), then beating the crap out of him is the appropriate response in this particular situation. It is better to teach him now that ruining people's clothes for fun is a bad idea - because later some other (less friendly) victim of his joke might break his neck.

Spanking maybe but beating the crap out if him is unnecessary.

On the other hand people might say it creative just hide the smell

FlamingTacos 7

Maybe he's just trying to get you in some *******

Probably not, considering OP's name is Mary.

So just because she is named mary, she can't **** girls..

StalkerChick 13

I don't know many girls that would insert a used tampon in their vaginas..

Smartdumbblonde 27

Considering op is a girl, I doubt that she would want to be doing that.

45- Exactly. You just made FlamingTacos look like even more of a total ass and it was hilarious. Props to you

46 - There is such a thing as lesbians, too.

If he's interested in bloody tampons.. Show him a real one...

Maybe OP's brother has already seen a used tampon? That's what I'm getting from him saying that OP looked "just like a used tampon".

She can do more then show him.. Very unusual payback..

I say punch him in the face and make him use a tampon to stop his bleeding nose.

At least it was before OP was leaving..

Wow... No. Okay, I'm sorry, I read that all wrong. See you in the underworld, past comment.

nycwrestler 17

Can I purchase a one way ticket to thumbsdownville, please?

Reminds me of Carrie that horror movie .. Haha anyways OP ...

You should have never showed him what they look like In the first place.

Ya , I'm sure that's exactly what happened.

"Little Johnny, see this? It's a used tampon!"