Ouch

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 12:41 - United States

Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

This reminds me of when Spongebob pushed the sofa onto Squidward's foot. I always had to look away...not that I watch Spongebob...*bad poker face*

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DocBastard 38

Hey, guess where the sensory nerves are? If you guessed the top layer of skin, you win the grand prize.

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BrocGlover 6

I'm not sure if this happens to anyone else, but when I read about someone being hurt, I also start to feel pain in the same part of the body. Sorry for the pain you went through OP.

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Catkam623 27

It's like the feeling you get when you hear about someone getting kicked in the balls they immediately start to tingle.

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sweetsammiedee 16

idk about the balls part but the pain comment is right on the money...I actually shrieked after reading =/

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perdix 29

I'm confused. Are we talking about food or sex? "Midnight snack with girlfriend" can go either (ee) way.

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dogpup4 23

"My girlfriend came" Duh, obviously sex.

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RedPillSucks 31

My thoughts exactly. I'm wondering what sex position would place them near a door with her swinging the door. Going to have to dust off my Karma Sutra (I know how it's suppose to be spelled)

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BulldogHoops 14

"My girlfriend came" Obviously NOT sex. Hehe. :(

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theycallmekitty 13

Did you not scream and wake up your mom? If not, I applaud you.

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KM96 24

Ewww too much information!! :0 :S

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LiveLoveBeatles 19

There wasn't really enough information. I'm afraid I'm still not sure what OP was getting for a snack or if he even got one

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lilhellian 26

To everyone saying a banana.. Doesn't a banana lack the head?

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AllieCat21 21

I believe you commented on the wrong FML.

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lilhellian 26

Indeed I did.. I was checking the one this was meant for like were did this go.. Maybe it's lagging.. Then I read here and it was to late to edit..

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Dcm210 19

hopefully you didn't have to go to the hospital.

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GTAmax99 12

Ya, you know, just a layer of skin...walk it off....

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mistercrow 9

Yikes. Too much skin exposure in this FML 0_o

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AnimeCookie 9

Ouch, it gives me a mental image in my head.

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ronski 41

And the morale of the story is........ Don't sneak around

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sgtcxelite 11

I applaud you, sir. My brother, who's twenty something years old and for some reason still living at home with my other twenty something year old brother, two teenagers, a tween, and our parents, has his girlfriend sleep over all the time. When they're hungry, they loudly come up and cook food in the middle of the night. Really ******* annoying when it's three in the morning and everyone else either has school or work.

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bryfer 2

That must totalt suck for you! You should ask your parents if they can tell them to stop or maybe kick him out if the continue? You got an A-hole of a brother!

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jbsington 8

That was a really interesting story, friend. Please, tell us more.

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