Who are you?

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 19:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 676
You deserved it 327

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Go on a crime spree and lose weight before the cops find you. It's the perfect string of crimes!

I've been there. But this is something you can fix. It takes commitment and effort, but you CAN do it.

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Go on a crime spree and lose weight before the cops find you. It's the perfect string of crimes!

I've been there. But this is something you can fix. It takes commitment and effort, but you CAN do it.

Have one of your old photographs enlarged, cut out your face, and use the cutout to unlock your phone. That crappy piece of technology looks like it will accept it.