Intimacy: Oh hey how are you?

Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:16

YDI as soon as you said it was his mothers car.

Mikeru 6

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:53

Why on earth are you close enough to a neighborhood for people to hear you?

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