Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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oliver86 8
Guess you got pretty horny...
allmidnighteyes 11
Rebecca Black sends her sincerest apologies for having occupied the back seat at the time.
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Comments (140)
179jfkla 2
hey i live in indy so thats what i heard last night
son4life 0
simple put his seat all the way back an ride him (; plus find a real good spot that is like in the middle of nowhere an somewhere where you can make noise
nadainfo 1
soooo the same thing happened to me and I can't say it was that bad we just kept going while the neighbors started to come outside. i kno I've heard this a million times but try to **** in the backseat more room!! I'll tell u I enjoy the sex everywhere! drivers seat passengers seat back seat hood! remember b safe:) I learned that the hard way!! jkjkjk haha u could also try the passengers seat.also try to go to some other neighborhood. buttttt u ride that man and u put his penis in your ****** and u guys **** **** ****!!! I'm actually about to right now! my man's calling me! out!!
BornToCheer 0
You were bouncing then
manbeast2 2
smooth move ex-lax lol
Tymaster5 22
Was everything fun until you woke up the neiborhood
hottieoxox 0
hah thats funny
twloha44 3
omg thats happened to me before too!!!! so funny! only it wasn't his moms car....
Jamie1806 8
Doesn't matter, had sex.
shadows666 5
This is why you do it in the back seat.