Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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Top comments
oliver86 8
Guess you got pretty horny...
allmidnighteyes 11
Rebecca Black sends her sincerest apologies for having occupied the back seat at the time.
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Comments (140)
jadejazmyn 5
Oh but all the times I was n my own car. Once again don't have it n others cars!
hockey1317 0
Maybe get a room or use the backseat
hockey1317 0
Maybe get a room or use the backseat
J1hill33 12
more room in the back
steph8608 0
f his mom's life... gross
JoshuAugust 0
typical female, always screwing up a good time
jacquay09 3
finally forgave your boyfriend for smashing your finger? decide to give that front seat another go huh?
MellisaTatum 6
That's Kinky. Me like(;
bergerboy2364 0
Rookie mistake lol
Peaches03007 0
this makes no sense. you pulls over to have sex in the car but leaned in the horn and woke your whole neighborhood up... jus sayin'.