Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
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Top comments
juega12847 0
That's shitty. Then again, I collect Cabbage patch dolls. They're my only friends. We have tea parties.
jackkerouc9 0
Where the **** do you work that that is something worth actually pointing out and laughing about. What kind of wacked out humor do people have in Illinois. I am guessing this is where the "fans" of Carlos Mencia live.
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Comments (83)
elliebutton 0
Today, I dropped a slice of bread. FML.
redbluegreen 41
Was it buttered?
wordgirl 0
The comments to this FML are making me laugh out loud, You guys are making my day. :)
teehee520 0
I feel your pain. I dropped a waffle.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Give it to me, I'll still eat it.
asdfghjklnicole 0
3 second rule ...
Bud_fml 16
1. It isn't that funny... 2. How is this in the "Love" category?
kewlcat 0
mods changed the first comment . way to go!!
abdur 0
Happens too the best of us...
abdur 0
I meant 'to' the best of us... sorry...
uberkrissy 0
Well, it's not embarassing unless you got it from the Goodwill for like 2 dollars
Witchcraft_fml 5
Leaving the tag on your pants is nothing to cry about.
Witchcraft_fml 5
By the way, who on earth thinks accidentally leaving a tag on new pants is funny, or that it's a big enough deal to all want to scream it at you? What an awful sense of humor.
levicki 0
Nothing to worry about did you say?! Where i'm from, if you leave your tag out on your pants you would have to get tied up into a bag and beaten with a plank of wood with a nail on the end.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
A plank with a nail? You cry baby, Where I come from you get shot with a crossbow for wearing the tag on your pants, even if it's an accident. True story.
Vaetrus 0
Your jokes are not funny at all. You must be from the same workplace as OP. It is a tag... where do you work that it becomes a joke?
cani_fml 0
how tragic your life must be.. take a joke you emo
wordgirl 0
I'm taking it that you know that was affection, right? Nobody's that openly mean. :)
wordgirl 0
Gotta be the best #1 message ever. Thanks for being awesome. :)
Trollkiller 0
cmon u noobs it shows that the place where op works, ppl love n care abt each other. it's not Luke most of the other offices where collegeues are just mean n backbite most of d time n yeah abt checking my body parts before leaving home yah even I do it. actually I am so careful abt it that I remove my pants n try to rub "down there" till am really satisified that nothing is still left inside.
asdfghjklnicole 0
very interrsting .. thanks for sharing with thousands of people your daily routine :)