Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML
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j0vanaw0ah
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hahahahahahahaha FAIL :)
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Delahelacopter
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Thats hilarious.... and oddly arousing..
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MadVlrus
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Yeh.... it has some appeal to it for some odd reason... :P
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pedobearsstalker
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yeah dad the kids are fi...ha...ha...HAAAAYYOOOOEWWW...fine
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bagginzy
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What's the FML here? Multitasking is an important trait in a woman. She's a keeper.
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Crncj
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at least she kept going
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cr4ckb0n3f4n
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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steffanie_fml
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sexist jokes ftw.
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White667
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Haha, win xD
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peedxdxdx
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epic win!
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LLiizzzz___
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Epic
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miniman332211
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dude u kiddin that's hot. how is this an fml lol
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ParkerBeach
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1st post
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Lx416
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salty.. lmao
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T1MBO
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And you did nothing about it? I'm sorry but YDI. Your life isn't effed, you just have a wife who doesn't prioritize. Try oral next time.
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stephxor
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that is fucked up
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werzal
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I agree with #6
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Brittaneyyy
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how? it's not really a fml it's just she's way to comfortable with her family or it could be the sex is bad which makes it a fml
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Taylo12237
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I agree with #10
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Nexxion
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How is this an FML? Your wife is awesome. I bet you'd complain if she made you a sandwich and accidently chose sourdough instead of white... Sourdough is awesome.
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gev
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what, this sort of thing is a problem?
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axs333
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egh, I'm sure based on context it was bad sex. but personally I think it's hot trying to carry on a conversation while having sex. it's funny and bizzare and really worth it if they break their composure!
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stolencookie
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It's difficult. My ex used to answer my phone and hand it to me on purpose while we did it. The sex was never bad, so it was no easy task.
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Dreamworld_fml
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Wow that's pretty sad lol. You must not be all that satisfying in bed : / You should have grabbed her waist, lifting her slightly in the air, and pound the shit out of her to make her really scream and moan and hang up that damn phone. ; )
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littlegolferboy
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You've watched too many pornos.
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Tevon
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@29 Agreed
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acoti
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LMAO that was awesome #29
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pedobearsstalker
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it's called experience 29
but I can picture that
dad: hey hon
OP's wife: SWEET MOTHA FOCKA JESUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
but I can picture that
dad: hey hon
OP's wife: SWEET MOTHA FOCKA JESUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
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macca1234
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says Pedobearsstalker?
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AmberBri
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Yeah. I'm sure it's from experience.
maybe next time when you do it at the kitchen, she can make you a sandwich