FML : Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her...

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Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 0ros - / Saturday 12 September 2009 22:13 / United States

Intimacy

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By Dreamworld_fml | 0

#560216 - Sunday 13 September 2009 10:45

Wow that's pretty sad lol. You must not be all that satisfying in bed : / You should have grabbed her waist, lifting her slightly in the air, and pound the shit out of her to make her really scream and moan and hang up that damn phone. ; )

By cr4ckb0n3f4n | 0

#560070 - Sunday 13 September 2009 09:27

multitasking sucks, fyl maybe next time when you do it at the kitchen, she can make you a sandwich

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By j0vanaw0ah | 0

#560053 - Sunday 13 September 2009 09:23

hahahahahahahaha FAIL :)

Delahelacopter | 0

#599279 - Friday 2 October 2009 10:15

Thats hilarious.... and oddly arousing..

MadVlrus | 1

#617657 - Monday 12 October 2009 08:21

Yeh.... it has some appeal to it for some odd reason... :P

pedobearsstalker | 0

#906492 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 04:29

yeah dad the kids are fi...ha...ha...HAAAAYYOOOOEWWW...fine

bagginzy | 14

#2047298 - Saturday 5 February 2011 07:55

What's the FML here? Multitasking is an important trait in a woman. She's a keeper.

Crncj | 0

#2887644 - Thursday 14 July 2011 04:49

at least she kept going

By cr4ckb0n3f4n | 0

#560070 - Sunday 13 September 2009 09:27

multitasking sucks, fyl maybe next time when you do it at the kitchen, she can make you a sandwich

steffanie_fml | 0

#560141 - Sunday 13 September 2009 10:02

sexist jokes ftw.

White667 | 0

#560874 - Sunday 13 September 2009 06:12

Haha, win xD

peedxdxdx | 0

#1002728 - Sunday 23 May 2010 12:15

epic win!

By LLiizzzz___ | 0

#560088 - Sunday 13 September 2009 09:34

Epic

miniman332211 | 0

#909583 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 03:21

dude u kiddin that's hot. how is this an fml lol

By ParkerBeach | 0

#560101 - Sunday 13 September 2009 09:41

1st post

Lx416 | 0

#1048174 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 06:54

salty.. lmao -ł

By T1MBO | 0

#560109 - Sunday 13 September 2009 09:43

And you did nothing about it? I'm sorry but YDI. Your life isn't effed, you just have a wife who doesn't prioritize. Try oral next time.

By stephxor | 0

#560140 - Sunday 13 September 2009 10:00

that is fucked up

werzal | 5

#560182 - Sunday 13 September 2009 10:16

I agree with #6

Brittaneyyy | 0

#2997584 - Saturday 30 July 2011 01:42

how? it's not really a fml it's just she's way to comfortable with her family or it could be the sex is bad which makes it a fml

Taylo12237 | 5

#3472130 - Saturday 22 October 2011 05:50

I agree with #10

By Nexxion | 0

#560150 - Sunday 13 September 2009 10:04

How is this an FML? Your wife is awesome. I bet you'd complain if she made you a sandwich and accidently chose sourdough instead of white... Sourdough is awesome.

By gev | 0

#560162 - Sunday 13 September 2009 10:08

what, this sort of thing is a problem?

By axs333 | 0

#560214 - Sunday 13 September 2009 10:44

egh, I'm sure based on context it was bad sex. but personally I think it's hot trying to carry on a conversation while having sex. it's funny and bizzare and really worth it if they break their composure!