Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
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juega12847 0
That's shitty. Then again, I collect Cabbage patch dolls. They're my only friends. We have tea parties.
jackkerouc9 0
Where the **** do you work that that is something worth actually pointing out and laughing about. What kind of wacked out humor do people have in Illinois. I am guessing this is where the "fans" of Carlos Mencia live.
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Comments (83)
enlitenbank 0
Work place "Bullying" is illegal you know. Dont know under what law it goes under, but my ex's mom got a huge load of cash out bitches being bitches to her.
ubuntunix 1
How is that even funny?
Anonchick 0
this is literally the dumbest FML I've ever read... and i've read all of them... seriously who the hell cares??? can i please have my ten seconds back?
l0v3t0h8 0
so dumb that you took the time to reply to it.
JacobP 0
Take a joke. :O
ijrnelson 0
that sucks, that is almost as bad as one time i bumbed into a sideboard, man my knee hurt for 10 seconds.
imzo 0
Man up.
_YDI 0
Wow you're a loser. Maybe if you had friends this would't happen, it also would't happen if you were dead. Please go kill yourself
mia367 0
WTH! This is FML?
badfaller 0
i hate how stupid FML's like this get published but when i have an FML of me falling off my bike face first into a pile of dog shit, and then getting chased by a dog, its not FML material
nateduh 0
seriously!!!^ who the f cares about this bs. get some self esteem you big, dumb, loser. if u care about this shit then your existence is an fml.