Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
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juega12847 0
That's shitty. Then again, I collect Cabbage patch dolls. They're my only friends. We have tea parties.
jackkerouc9 0
Where the **** do you work that that is something worth actually pointing out and laughing about. What kind of wacked out humor do people have in Illinois. I am guessing this is where the "fans" of Carlos Mencia live.
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juega12847 0
That's shitty. Then again, I collect Cabbage patch dolls. They're my only friends. We have tea parties.
Reyo 2
Sounds to me like you go to work with a bunch of 5 year olds. What did you do? Pull the tag off, say thanks, and leave, or stand there saying "NO U!"? Our opinion of your maturity depends on the answer to that question.
wordgirl 0
In my family, we stand there, yelling "No, YOU!" for everything. It's a joke, and it's awesome. "Pass the salt, please." -No, YOU! "You guys ready to go?" -No, YOU! "Man, I'm freakin' tired." -No, YOU!
motox24 0
me too
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
...how is this an FML? who cares about a ******* tag? i don't see how they thought it was that funny
the_stereotype 0
i don't get how this is an FML either. you left a tag on your pants...boo freaking hoo if it matters that much YDI for not noticing or for caring that much
gracevet88 0
Ur awesome :P
jewelzgalore 0
I hate it when that happens. You try to go unnoticed but
Intoxicunt 6
If every single person in your office was aware of it but you, your powers of observation are really questionable.
redbluegreen 41
Agreed. But then again, maybe it was one of those extra large stickers on their butt. Who's going to look at their own butt?
redbluegreen 41
I always triple check my clothes for stickers when I buy them. I saw the random glitter YouTube and it scared me. And I check my butt too. I just hoped I was the only one.
Intoxicunt 6
I look at basically every part of my body twice before leaving. I've had too many awkward/embarrassing moments already in my life, I don't need to add to it.
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
get another job, seriousley.
jackkerouc9 0
Where the **** do you work that that is something worth actually pointing out and laughing about. What kind of wacked out humor do people have in Illinois. I am guessing this is where the "fans" of Carlos Mencia live.
Ninjaface 0
Why is this in the "Love" category?
redbluegreen 41
Because this is the only place they'll get any, probably.
redbluegreen 41
Alan, you ruined my joke! D: Oh well.
shelboo_fml 0
Ughhhhhh That would suck. It's why you need your own friend/group of coworkers who look after you
bodiara 0
dude . that's not even fml material -.-
alijacket 0
This isn't an FML... for you. Your coworkers lives are ****** since they all have incredibly shitty humor.
null_fml 11
Either that or his coworkers have no lives at all. How boring must your day be to suggest "let's all point and laugh at the guy with new pants"?
Witchcraft_fml 5
They probably still think "fart jokes" are funny.
8trickster8 0
Ahahahaehehehohohohhoho! *slaps knee*