Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML
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estroyer9
| 14
Go next to the sink where you work at and when the inspector comes by be like, FUCK I just dropped my name tag into the sink! Works everytime.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Wait until he goes into the bathroom stall and then go into the one next to him. "FUCK! I dropped my hat.
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guss5441
| 18
At least you didn't forge your name
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TheTardis123
| 11
... Tag, oh wait
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xJonellos
| 23
Hope you didn't get fired!
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estroyer9
| 14
Go next to the sink where you work at and when the inspector comes by be like, FUCK I just dropped my name tag into the sink! Works everytime.
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teentee401
| 36
What about the hat?
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MrSassypants
| 32
Wait until he goes into the bathroom stall and then go into the one next to him. "FUCK! I dropped my hat.
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Paws_Cat
| 29
It blew off when he got out of his car or off the bus.
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luckypants
| 17
That's when you scavenge for an extra that may be laying around in the back somewhere...
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cleydc
| 9
Sorry OP, hopefully he won't be so "hatful!" Haha I'm sorry
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ilovesoccer1610
| 31
You should be
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cleydc
| 9
Haha cmon this many dislikes
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
I disliked it because my eyes skipped over the "work hat" part when I was reading. "This FML isn't even about a hat!" I thought to myself.
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dyoy_87
| 21
Just headbutt him
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cooltatgar
| 30
"My dog ate my name tag, and later defected on my work hat"
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wickedhyype
| 17
"Well, what had happened was"
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Miss_Chevious
| 37
Don't you know Murphy's law? Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
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MELKOZAR
| 27
At least he wouldn't know your name!!