By illuminatzi - 03/10/2015 02:32 - United States - Temple

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML
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estroyer9 14

Go next to the sink where you work at and when the inspector comes by be like, FUCK I just dropped my name tag into the sink! Works everytime.

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MrSassypants 32

Wait until he goes into the bathroom stall and then go into the one next to him. "FUCK! I dropped my hat.

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guss5441 18

At least you didn't forge your name

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TheTardis123 11

... Tag, oh wait

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xJonellos 23

Hope you didn't get fired!

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estroyer9 14

Go next to the sink where you work at and when the inspector comes by be like, FUCK I just dropped my name tag into the sink! Works everytime.

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teentee401 36

What about the hat?

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MrSassypants 32

Wait until he goes into the bathroom stall and then go into the one next to him. "FUCK! I dropped my hat.

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Paws_Cat 29

It blew off when he got out of his car or off the bus.

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luckypants 17

That's when you scavenge for an extra that may be laying around in the back somewhere...

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cleydc 9

Sorry OP, hopefully he won't be so "hatful!" Haha I'm sorry

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cleydc 9

Haha cmon this many dislikes

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ohSNAPyall 26

I disliked it because my eyes skipped over the "work hat" part when I was reading. "This FML isn't even about a hat!" I thought to myself.

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dyoy_87 21

Just headbutt him

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cooltatgar 31

"My dog ate my name tag, and later defected on my work hat"

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wickedhyype 17

"Well, what had happened was"

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Miss_Chevious 37

Don't you know Murphy's law? Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

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MELKOZAR 27

At least he wouldn't know your name!!

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