By illuminatzi - 03/10/2015 02:32 - United States - Temple

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML
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Go next to the sink where you work at and when the inspector comes by be like, FUCK I just dropped my name tag into the sink! Works everytime.

Wait until he goes into the bathroom stall and then go into the one next to him. "FUCK! I dropped my hat.

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At least you didn't forge your name

... Tag, oh wait

Hope you didn't get fired!

Go next to the sink where you work at and when the inspector comes by be like, FUCK I just dropped my name tag into the sink! Works everytime.

What about the hat?

Wait until he goes into the bathroom stall and then go into the one next to him. "FUCK! I dropped my hat.

It blew off when he got out of his car or off the bus.

That's when you scavenge for an extra that may be laying around in the back somewhere...

Sorry OP, hopefully he won't be so "hatful!" Haha I'm sorry

Haha cmon this many dislikes

I disliked it because my eyes skipped over the "work hat" part when I was reading. "This FML isn't even about a hat!" I thought to myself.

Just headbutt him

"My dog ate my name tag, and later defected on my work hat"

"Well, what had happened was"

Don't you know Murphy's law? Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

At least he wouldn't know your name!!