By Hannah - Ireland - Wexford

Not sporty

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
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  Cad6  |  24

^Wow man, way to be an ass. I will now proceed to explain why your comment consisted of pure dumbassness:

1. It doesn't say the age of the OP. She might as well be a 13 year old girl.
2. People that can't kick a ball don't necessarily have to not be able to do other things. My grandma ran a marathon.
3. Feel some pity. While this may be funny to visualize, I'll bet anything you wouldn't want to be in her position.

Lastly, please give your self a pat on the back for writing such a dicky comment.

  aruam365  |  24

Hate to burst OP's bubble but this is a story from either Redbook or Readers Digest, I can't remember which but it most definitely was in one of them only slightly altered.

  Annpop  |  1

Wow dat sucks but thats lifee no..? Just the other day i was walking thru the field where a couple of guys were playing playing catch with a baseball... The ball hit my ankle and the guys waited for me to throw it bck.. First i stumbled cuz i had a heavy bag, then when i threw it bck.. It only went halfway.. The guy had to run forward and get it....
The funniest thing is i'm on the baseball team..

  The_Hitdude  |  12

63-Just because you saw it in a magazine doesn't mean it can't happen to anybody else. . . It's like saying because you saw someone get shot by a cop on TV it's impossible for it to happen to anyone else, which is ludicrous.

  Jiplo  |  18

Well, I thought that was funny! And im just wondering: is it football as in the game kinda like rugby or soccer? im american so i dont know what football OP's talking about...

  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

Wow, we really need to rename American football. I read through this FML thinking "wtf why would you not just throw it in the first place?" before I noticed it was from Ireland.


And now you can give your self a pat on the back for wasting time replying to someones funny comment,

Please tell your congrats on the marathon but Im very sorry she has a ballsack for a granddchild.

  marinus_fml  |  19

#8 Of course you like sex, you're 15 years old, your brains sit in your ballsack. Now be careful don't play with it too much, it can fall off!

There was no need to put it in your list of favourite things.

  jake98899889  |  4

This reminds me when I was 10 I said " fuck god damn it!" My cousin convinced me that I was going to hell because I said "Fuck you God." I then cried and prayed for the rest of that day.

  tj4234  |  35

bleedwell. Would you care to explain how lack of sporting ability, perhaps only in this sport (you would probably know this football as soccer anyway, so it's not like she can get a scholarship out of it), pertains to someone being retarded?