Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
Today, a soccer ball hit my car while I was going 75 mph on the freeway during my drive home. I still don't know how to explain it. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
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perdix 31
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
lexxiii 17
Sometimes, being nice doesn't work out...
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lexxiii 17
Sometimes, being nice doesn't work out...
Viciousstorms 7
Is this why soccer players rarely score goals?
Sportsfan86 3
24 - best FML comment ever
LiveLaughFML 10
football: 1 OP: 0
baconstrips 12
How hard did you kick it?!?!
wellnowthatsucks 5
24 - i love you so much right now
zombicidal 11
football as in football or football as in soccer?
nalia18 8
Dont hate on soccer... Its the most watched and played sport ever... Its international... And btw if its soccer its called futbol and if its football its soccer...
HideouslyHuman 10
69,American football is called just that,American football...Futbol is Spanish,spare an accent mark. Soccer is only used in the US for what is traditionally called football.
nalia18 8
Actually im not in spanish class and dont have to be to know that soccer is the most popular sport in the world right now. So **** you for the stupid ass remark on hispanics...
torijeanne198705 4
69- what's with your picture you look like a girl version of Justin beiber and that's not a good thing...
baconstrips 12
94-That's because it is Justin Beiber just photoshopped on a girls body. U stoopid?
torijeanne198705 4
Why anyone would want that as a profile pic is beyond me
torijeanne198705 4
Take it easy bacon. Chillax! I couldn't see that because I'm on my phone. I'm not the stupid one got it.... Interesting pic for a profile
baconstrips 12
I'm on my phone too and I can clearly see that it is photoshopped. Are my eyes good or are yours just really bad?
satph 12
ok people you need to really stop taking this comment thing so seriously
torijeanne198705 4
Bacon dude get off your high horse already
sierralovesyou 0
116- I'm on my iPod and I can see that. You need glasses my dear.
torijeanne198705 4
Again calm down ppl it was an honest mistake
lexxiii 17
Regular Football is called fútbol americano. Soccer is called fútbol in spanish countries.
TheOptimist 0
my iPod has double the screen size than my phone, and I can't pull up pictures on my phone either. And no one denied that soccer isn't the most watched, or moat played (although it is widely played, partly because of the easy to learn rules, and, no offense intended, it is particularily less expensive to set up a soccer feild and play than most other popular sports, a main reason it is popular in Africa and other such places. don't call me racist or sterotypical, I have spoken to people from brazil, Africa, argentina, etc. and that was a bigger reason they didn't play American football, or hockey, because of a lack of funds to maintain places like that where they lived. so they all play soccer/football.) and it Is football/soccer, for the English speaking types, and futball, for the Spanish, but since this is an english forums, you are somewhat incorrect. Now shut the **** up and stop bitching at eacother.
bobbybill0519 7
Did they get the football back?
mserrato 8
Why didnt you just throw it
chupa_mi_pene 3
Cause it's probably soccer
LiveLaughFML 10
you can throw a soccerball :]
TurdTickler4eva 0
Or just leave it and walk away
liquidSELECT 0
Arent you suppose to throw a football?
springbok_fml 2
no.
techweed 12
Of course not!
liquidSELECT 0
Im wondering if they're playing american football or real football(soccer)
perdix 31
An American football, yes, but you should have taken the clue that the OP said "car park" instead of "parking lot" and figured out it was a soccer ball.
All_Blacks 2
18- you can play soccer or American football in a parking lot, either one works.
jjames7543 13
36- perdix isn't saying you can't play either in a parking lot, he's pretty much saying that there's a good chance OP may be talking about soccer because Americans don't refer to soccer as "football" or a parking lot as a "car park".
xXshadowrollerXx 6
36. - Yeah, but American footballs hardly roll, they usually bounce. Also, you wouldn't kick an American football, because it's not accurate unless it is propped up. Therefore, we can infer it's a soccer ball.
dansco 25
Seriously?! Football is a game played all over the world inc car parks... Its a small round thing lol. Youre thinking of being American and thinking they created the word football, its only soccer there but FOOTBALL for the entire world!
xGemmi 0
the blokes from Aussie, so it's soccer, throwing a foot ball isn't as easy as it seems. determining on the size of the football..
tnigz 3
36 he was talking about what it was called not the location
georgeabc 1
You American every one calls it football then this genius country comes up with SOCCER meters are FEET Celcius is FAHRENHEIT America thinks it's sooooo smart
hannahcorrine 0
You could've just handed it back to them.
perdix 31
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
hannahcorrine 0
You forgot the 'a' Perdix. :)
pokeychris 6
No he didn't. They say "gooool" in mexican/Spanish football leagues.
hannahcorrine 0
Oh sorry :) I misunderstood then
perdix 31
Thanks, but no I didn't. The original exclamation was in Spanish and it's spelled "gol."
Tyger44 1
Obviously.you are always right m'lord.gol it is.
jwade11 12
Wow u just made a contradiction ! U corrected his spelling but ur profile info says otherwise. Lol
p71interceptor 6
Haha u forgot the ending part goooooooool no no nooo
RiZiX 0
Op must have a strong foot for such an amazing GOLASOOOOOOOOOO
erockinthesuburb 17
GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!
perdix 31
Haha, I beat you by a minute, but mine is in Spanish where that originated.
baconstrips 12
Perdix-1 you-0
jwade11 12
Wow I like your view perdix ; nice profile, great view!!!
arrow007archer 19
smashing
NotMuchLuck 0
Is the football ok?
ArcadePie 10
No it died
HideouslyHuman 10
Tragic.
iggz 0
Liar.
nattynatters 14
Exactly what I was going to say. You'd have to be the freaking hulk to break a car window with a ball. Would have believed house window.
kareltje 17
See, that's why football players get paid such a shitload of money. There's some skill needed to kick the ball ;) If you come across a similar situation again, put down your bags, go sit on your knees and roll the ball back with your hands. That's the safest bet *grins*
springbok_fml 2
not enough skill to justify their wages!
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm pretty sure their wages are high because they are earning a packet of money for the team owners. Who would pay to see a group of talentless nobodies?
McGherkin 0
Judging by the English Football Team, England does.