Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
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Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cool with me having a side piece, until she found out it was a gay guy. She kicked me out and dumped me. I texted him, asking if I could crash on his couch for a while. He thought I wanted a relationship, and cut me off when I said I wasn't interested. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she doesn't want a physical relationship, but an emotional one instead. I said that I was fine with that, as long as we talked things through in the future. She dumped me there and then, because "no straight guy would agree to that." FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML
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Top comments
Twisted_Killjoy 23
For those who don't know, pegging is the act of reversing anal sex to where the female wears a strap on and ***** the guys ass.
9a_1z 12
A woman humping a man with a strap-on. Apparently it means that man is gay because a woman wearing a synthetic device to stimulate his prostate and cause him pleasure is absolutely the same as him fancying people of the same gender. Not sure why, possibly magic.
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Comments (109)
jkp1291 25
Thank you Broad City for letting me know what pegging was without google.
laden_swallow09 34
Is she a man? No? Then it's not gay. Dumb bitch.
CoupeDeAce 6
How many women own a strap on? Seriously.
fakedsincerity 32
More than you'd think.
vintageart1994 16
Wow... I just learned what pegging is....
heyLaddieHey 18
She's a moron. Better off without her!
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Imagine your a female and your with a guy you now hate... Do you just walk away or can you think of something that would give you satisfaction on dumping him.... **** him in the backside then call him homosexual.
Cebolamole 13
Hey, like that other guy said, she was just looking for an excuse. Good for you for being so open to new experiences! You'll find someone who deserves you and appreciates that!
tkeeton46 17
Atleast you were open, girls are attracted to that, so don't warry
mezochan 29
I don't understand how pegging makes you gay??
Gennocent 17
Nothing is gay if you're doing it with a member of the opposite sex. If a guy goes down on me, does that make me a lesbian? Of course not! This isn't that complicated, really...