By agstone - 09/08/2017 23:15

Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML
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There's no helping some people

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 20:02 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was helping a 93 year-old hoarder organize her home. She asked me to make ropes from old plastic bags, fold bags in a specific odd way, then fit four large boxes of bags into one smaller one. I said I couldn't do those, nor fit four boxes in one. "Why are you here if you can’t do things?" she said. I’m a professional home organizer. FML
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Your mom is not wrong. It is you that is UNDER-reacting! Neighbors playing with fire at 3 am? What the hell is going on there?

Better safe than sorry, am I right?

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Your mom is not wrong. It is you that is UNDER-reacting! Neighbors playing with fire at 3 am? What the hell is going on there?

Agreed. Why are people burning mail at 3:00am? Sounds like the hillbilly version of shredding all the documents before the Feds arrive.

They might set the moonshine still or the meth lab on fire!

Better safe than sorry, am I right?

It is good your Mum did react though. If you can smell gas that is very dangerous. Even though it was a false alarm. Why were the neighbours burning mail though? Why not recycle?

Perhaps they were trying to get rid of an incriminating paper trail?

the worst part is the traumatized dog! think of the fur-children! F their Life!

That's how moms are.