STOP!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 20:00

Spicy
Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML
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TheJordLord 4

I'd totally yell, SHE'S BOUT TO COME BRO! right before, everytime, until they got the point

Warp1978 15

Start making a noise in an off beat rhythm to put him off his stroke. Or start cheering when they finish.

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Buy them a new bed and have it delivered anonymously. You should be able to come up with obvious solutions like that.

TheJordLord 4

I'd totally yell, SHE'S BOUT TO COME BRO! right before, everytime, until they got the point

Warp1978 15

Start making a noise in an off beat rhythm to put him off his stroke. Or start cheering when they finish.

And1 12

Why not join them?