No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
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Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

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lordslaya53 14
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Oh snap you better run!

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Nyx_fml 23
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Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

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Stylux_fml 16
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Then wouldn't the turtle still catch up to him?

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Nyx_fml 23
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Only if OP falls asleep. Or faints.

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lordslaya53 14
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Oh snap you better run!

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friedpwnadge 25

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

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flashback.miss 28

Bend and snap!

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Iknoweverything 29

NO.

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ihpp 22
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This makes me wanna look up clips from Legally Blonde the musical

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iluvFMLs15 19
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It works everytime!!!

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ikilledaman 9
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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR PICTURE? HOLY SHIT

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untouchable763 10

So what happened? Don't cliff hanger me like that!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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OP and the turtle had an interesting chat. OP explained how his crazy fiancé's father shot him recently. Hence why he felt faint. He said he called off the wedding citing insane father in law as the primary reason.

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Myo_fml 20
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I hope OP had good reflexes. If one of those latches on, it won't let go even if the head is removed.

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anabuddy123 10
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Ouch, poor you and I guess the turtle was defending itself

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thatgirlincali 13

Ouch, hopefully you're okay.

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cottoncandymango 17

Well didn't ya know? The turtle was just giving you a friendly greeting.

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QQMorePlox 18
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Leave the turtles alone, you are not Mario.

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SolarFlare 20
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I hope it wasn't a spiky koopa/spiny

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Clay_Pidgeon 11
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As long as it didn't bite you, I don't see a problem here.

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