No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

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lickastick 27

I've always dreamed of riding a turtle. Here's your chance!

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't think you want a snapping turtle near your ass, or any other body part within proximity.

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ottokat 15

Ooh, that bites OP. I do hope you weren't actually bitten though, and that you feel better. If you dont really run that often or that long, you probably got dehydrated.

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ShyAnn29 14

I guess it's time to call the turtleman! YiYiYiYiYiYiYi live action!!

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Valle79 5

Oi, no need to get snappy!

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HarryF18 9

I thought u were gonna mention the slenderman, so i threw my ipod at th wall, accidentaly:(

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tgabes 9

No reason to get snappy... XD

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Shade1982 20

You have snapping turtles in Illinois? Cool :).

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Ziggy122 15

The way this was worded, I was half expecting it to say, "It wasn't a rock. It was a rock LOBSTER!" Doo-doo-doo-doo-do-do-dodododo... ROCK LOBSTER!

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