Health: Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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konkonsn 0

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:09

Never understood what was wrong with "screaming like a girl." Why is it "girly" to scream over something that terrifies you? Oh, I guess you could stay silent while that weed-wacker is coming towards you. You'll die, but at least you wouldn't have died "manly." -_-

grocky 0

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:04

I would still freak out if the snake were dead.

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:03

lmfao thats hilarious

ImsoMikhail 0

Friday 9 July 2010 4:26

your choices. get hit by car? step over snake? you choose. if I was put in this situation I would have stepped on the snake thought. but I guess you jumping out of the way was just a reflex... hope you sent get hit

diki_fml 2

Friday 22 May 2009 20:03

LOL

grocky 0

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:04

I would still freak out if the snake were dead.

sammy0002 0

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Monday 29 November 2010 2:59

lol me tooooooo! I 100000% hate snakes

Ilovelife07 0

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:04

did the car hit you?

konkonsn 0

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:09

NEkoiNU 18

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Monday 9 February 2015 20:52

Feminist?

anthonydpalm 18

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Wednesday 27 April 2016 17:15

Found the feminist

tronner 0

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:10

screaming like a girl? Or screaming like an idiot that got scared by a dead snake?

thequeenofscots 0

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:16

Ditto, #5. What makes screaming over something "girly?" Believe me, the amount of times I've heard a guy "scream like a girl," I'm pretty sure it's equaled out and they should just call it "screaming."

tWitt3rBuG 0

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:19

Dead or Alive, a snake's a snake! Hope it's only your ego that's hurt!

AngelRaven89 0

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Friday 22 May 2009 20:20

Why do guys always say "scream like a girl"? How exactly do guys scream? I would think anyone's screaming would sound similar. YDI for being afraid of snakes but as that is a common fear with most people, FYL. Also like to add i'm glad you didn't get hit :)