Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML
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konkonsn
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Never understood what was wrong with "screaming like a girl." Why is it "girly" to scream over something that terrifies you? Oh, I guess you could stay silent while that weed-wacker is coming towards you. You'll die, but at least you wouldn't have died "manly." -_-
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grocky
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I would still freak out if the snake were dead.
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YankfanZZTop22
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lmfao thats hilarious
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ImsoMikhail
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your choices. get hit by car? step over snake? you choose. if I was put in this situation I would have stepped on the snake thought. but I guess you jumping out of the way was just a reflex... hope you sent get hit
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diki_fml
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LOL
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grocky
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I would still freak out if the snake were dead.
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sammy0002
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lol me tooooooo! I 100000% hate snakes
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Ilovelife07
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did the car hit you?
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konkonsn
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Never understood what was wrong with "screaming like a girl." Why is it "girly" to scream over something that terrifies you? Oh, I guess you could stay silent while that weed-wacker is coming towards you. You'll die, but at least you wouldn't have died "manly." -_-
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NEkoiNU
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Feminist?
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anthonydpalm
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Found the feminist
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tronner
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screaming like a girl? Or screaming like an idiot that got scared by a dead snake?
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thequeenofscots
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Ditto, #5. What makes screaming over something "girly?" Believe me, the amount of times I've heard a guy "scream like a girl," I'm pretty sure it's equaled out and they should just call it "screaming."
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tWitt3rBuG
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Dead or Alive, a snake's a snake! Hope it's only your ego that's hurt!
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AngelRaven89
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Why do guys always say "scream like a girl"? How exactly do guys scream? I would think anyone's screaming would sound similar. YDI for being afraid of snakes but as that is a common fear with most people, FYL. Also like to add i'm glad you didn't get hit :)
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Shaowolf
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Men don't really scream when they are scared. Ever heard Vin Diesel, Jason Statham or Dwayne Johnson scream? Me neither
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LisaLeBron
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ydi