FML : Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I...

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Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 22 May 2009 14:08 / United States

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By konkonsn | 0

#220914 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:09

Never understood what was wrong with "screaming like a girl." Why is it "girly" to scream over something that terrifies you? Oh, I guess you could stay silent while that weed-wacker is coming towards you. You'll die, but at least you wouldn't have died "manly." -_-

By grocky | 0

#220901 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:04

I would still freak out if the snake were dead.

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By YankfanZZTop22 | 0

#220897 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:03

lmfao thats hilarious

ImsoMikhail | 0

#1074828 - Friday 9 July 2010 04:26

your choices. get hit by car? step over snake? you choose. if I was put in this situation I would have stepped on the snake thought. but I guess you jumping out of the way was just a reflex... hope you sent get hit

By diki_fml | 2

#220900 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:03

LOL

By grocky | 0

#220901 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:04

I would still freak out if the snake were dead.

sammy0002 | 0

#1766380 - Monday 29 November 2010 02:59

lol me tooooooo! I 100000% hate snakes

By Ilovelife07 | 0

#220904 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:04

did the car hit you?

By konkonsn | 0

#220914 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:09

NEkoiNU | 18

#6197705 - Monday 9 February 2015 08:52

Feminist?

anthonydpalm | 18

#6590490 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 05:15

Found the feminist

By tronner | 0

#220918 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:10

screaming like a girl? Or screaming like an idiot that got scared by a dead snake?

By thequeenofscots | 0

#220935 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:16

Ditto, #5. What makes screaming over something "girly?" Believe me, the amount of times I've heard a guy "scream like a girl," I'm pretty sure it's equaled out and they should just call it "screaming."

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#220942 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:19

Dead or Alive, a snake's a snake! Hope it's only your ego that's hurt!

By AngelRaven89 | 0

#220946 - Friday 22 May 2009 08:20

Why do guys always say "scream like a girl"? How exactly do guys scream? I would think anyone's screaming would sound similar. YDI for being afraid of snakes but as that is a common fear with most people, FYL. Also like to add i'm glad you didn't get hit :)