No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

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Pick it up.. Put it on the bbq and have a feast :)

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O_O that's so cute. Take it home and love it!

I facepalmed when I read your comment. By the way, I hope you're alright, OP.

Wild Snapper attacks! Hope you didn't get hurt OP.

All the snapping turtles I know hang out in the water. Not in the woods.

Dang... take it easy, op. Don't let yourself run that long (you start to feel lightheaded). That sucks, though, op. I hope it was nothing too serious. :(