Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
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peroxideprincess 0
LOL oh dear..."have you been eating anyone lately?"
APenguin 0
You should just send a text correcting your mistake. "Sorry, I meant dating, stupid phone" and oh look you cured the problem.
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Comments (154)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"Well, you could do a 1,000 chicks for $50 a piece. Or, or 50 really, REALLY fat chicks for $1,000. What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love, too, but they gotta pay."
Oley 27
I want to give you a thumbs up but it would put you at 9 and I'm too OCD to do that! Lol but Good job! I always laugh when I see that clip! Ha! :)
mad_molly 0
She probably won't care and laugh it off, if she is a cool person.
avoidthegirl 6
YDI for wanting to **** a fatty
Yarrachel 16
Well, I'm in my 20s
alwaysalady 0
Oh, Assumptive text- you are the cause of so many misunderstandings.
schwinn11 0
That's a bad deal, because as long as she isn't too fat, big girls can be alot of fun, re-type the text, make sure you get it right this time, and try again.
allmidnighteyes 11
proof-reading is a great thing to do
Leebra 6
Ahahahahahaha!!
Emperor_Jim 0
YDI. Have some standards, for ****'s sake.
driedpeaches 0
and why not?
gkflower 0
don't be an asshole for ***** sake.
Havin 19
Shallow much?
pepper477 6
your disgusting.
astory 0
to hit i eat eat ?
undoubtedlyme 1
hmm, you should've proofread your text before you sent it out...