Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
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peroxideprincess 0
LOL oh dear..."have you been eating anyone lately?"
APenguin 0
You should just send a text correcting your mistake. "Sorry, I meant dating, stupid phone" and oh look you cured the problem.
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Comments (154)
Mopolopy_fml 0
"Predictive text" is your subconcious.
mae18_fml 0
this is why t9 suckkss !
ColdGold 6
Oh no. So what did she say?
little_otter 0
you sound classy. I'll bet you shop at Abercrombie and wear frightening amounts of hair gel.
little_otter 0
Not every slim girl is anorexic. I'm 5'2 and 110 lbs, I never talk about my weight (It is shallow and vacuous), and I love mashed potatos. Perhaps you should put down the trough of ice cream and work on your jealousy issues.
jillz 0
LOL, agreed here, little_otter. The fatties are burying some of the comments that make them feel bad. He's a chubby chaser who really means "have a quickie with" when he says "hook up with". Thin girls aren't always bony and often love mashed potatoes. Get real people. No one really likes those rolls and double chins, no matter which gentle words you use to describe certain people. Sure, some thin girls are "twigs" but at least they won't crush a guy if they sit on him and ...they might be more flexible. :p Something to consider. Really though, good health and enough stamina to survive if you ever need to run for your life is pretty important...
betseyville 6
Yes because only skinny people have stamina and good health... You should try taking an Anatomy class. It doesn't matter your size. I know a lot of heavier people that can outrun and last longer than some of the thinner people.
hellokimmiee 5
My phone does that too lmao, it's been done several times...
rocker_girl_45 0
Haha omg I'm sorry but that's funny. I said ur life is fcked but I'm over weight and if I would have got that from a guy I was messing around with I would just laugh!
USMC_wife91 0
I feel sorry for every last person who talks about overweight girls being gross who the guy is chubby chasing. There are extremly beautiful women who do not fit what everyone here thinks is normal.. Normal these days is women with meat and not ribs showing. Is it actually hard for people to belive overweight women are beautiful. Grow up, and open your eyes and quit being close minded. I don't see a FML here, honest mistake. Def not an insult.
frivolous 0
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Izuation 0
Lmfao. xD That has happened to me many times, so I just turned it off. OP just needs to explain to the girl about the text problem. Funny though...eating anyone lately...lmao!!