Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
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peroxideprincess 0
LOL oh dear..."have you been eating anyone lately?"
APenguin 0
You should just send a text correcting your mistake. "Sorry, I meant dating, stupid phone" and oh look you cured the problem.
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Comments (154)
KesiaFabulous 0
Hahahah, I find this absolutely hilarious! Poor Girl. Although I probably would have laughed if I got that text, But neverr texted you back. haha. Next time proofread before you hit send. :) And all the people who say that he deserves it for going after a fat girl are horrid people. Looks aren't everything. If you're an insufferable person, odds are you're gonna end up alone. Why can't people just be nice!? But he does deserve this because he only wanted to "hook up". Who says she wants to be your booty call?
SlightlyObsessed 0
LOL! Every time I read this I laugh so hard :D Sorry though... :(
XxBe_Minex3 0
lol. I don't get how she wouldn't of understood it anyway. unless she's lez..
Twix619 0
fat girls need luv too
lilkim_fml 0
HAHA thats ******* hillarious!!!
Shaeeey 0
lol what did she reply??
varkey 7
wtf? why did you want to hook up with an overweight girl?
LiznessMonster 9
I feel ya, once I was telling my friend that I was eating chinese but I mistakenly put that I was eating A chinese. It was funny though.
killa723 0
that wat ya get chubby chaser
shumian 4
LMAOOOO