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Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
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peroxideprincess 0
LOL oh dear..."have you been eating anyone lately?"
APenguin 0
You should just send a text correcting your mistake. "Sorry, I meant dating, stupid phone" and oh look you cured the problem.
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JERKKMONKEY 0
aww fhl!!
sarahbau 0
I guess it never occurred to you that he might actually like her? Not everyone goes just by looks. Some people actually care about personality.
Yarrachel 16
Maybe, but it lacks a certain pizazz and style! Besides, isn't it 1931? Great year, 1931. Great year. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1931
olivejuice001 0
God that line is so lame. Ever think the girl IS pretty? Some guys don't want an bony twig, always whining about her weight, eating salad, jamming her finger down her throat in the Chili's bathroom five minutes after dessert, and connnnnnstantly asking 'do i look faaaaat in these jeans?' Maybe he decided to ditch his usual laxative-chugging hook up and go hang out with a girl who eats mashed potatoes and knows how to have a good time.
little_otter 0
you sound fat.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
I'm really skinny and I've never done any of those things. Your jealousy for thin girls is showing...
purplepickle 0
same here im skinny but its not like im bony or anything and i love mashed potatoes :P
wishywash123 0
#30 You are my hero. Lol. Love how you put that.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#30 is a fatso. *lol* Why is it that fatties always get angry about getting called fat BUT think it's perfectly normal to say that thin girls are all "twigs" and that they're "jamming her fingers down her throats"??? Ever occurred to you, fattie, that the majority of the thin girls are just happily healthy and exercising?? If white people complained about being treated with racism but said it was okay to treat black people in a racist way, everybody sane would agree it's a disgusting way to think, hopefully. So why when a fattie attacks thin chicks it's okay because it's not racial?? Lack of self-esteem is no good reason to insult others, drag your fat ass to the gym if you hate it that much!!
wickeddrummajor 0
now your also complaining about name calling, even tho ur insulting 30. you say oh well twig is an insult. your a hypocrite you asshole
rosesareblue15 0
ever think she's not jealous? god, all the people who've commented on this post are jerks. I'm thin, but I think it's retarded the way thin girls treat overweight girls. some people aren't built that way, and won't ever be a size 0 (which is way too small, in my opinion). overweight girls also shouldn't be bitches to thin ones. either way, you girls need to get over yourselves.
Einthe 0
Moenoemoe, my mother used to be vey obese, but she had health problems. She exercised daily and ate very healthily but it didn't do any good. Really, don't make assumptions about people like that. Bastard.
sgtwaffles2424 0
wooo agreed!
sgtwaffles2424 0
with 89
Sketchisan 27
@89 You're probably not gonna see this, but I have to comment. No one should be slamming other people for their weight (or anything else. Insulting people doesn't fix anything, just causes more problems). I know skinny people who have anorexia or bulimia and it honestly makes me sick that they hate themselves so much that they think they have to be skeletons to be attractive. I know heavy people who eat way too much. I also know people who are ridiculously skinny but ever gain weight no matter how much they eat and people who are heavy and due to health reasons (thyroid problems, medications, steroids in their asthma inhalers) can't lose weight no matter how much they diet and exercise. People shouldn't judge because they don't know anyone's circumstances until they ask. Blindly generalizing about people you don't know is ignorant and immature and we should all strive to be better than that.
CannibAlexx 0
That's why predictive text is a no-go :D
AninOnin 24
I loved predictive text. Funny how it changed to autocorrect these days!
Sure_Thing 0
You should take her out to fat at a nice restaurant, maybe in to the mother if there's any good mother out, maybe you can take her good that night, lips her he you know what i mean. He you ask of, that's what I'd do.
spaaw 0
lo lol made my day..
AxCxDxDx 0
hahaha oh man, what did she say back?!
krasian 0
chubby chaser
namhowell 6
This has put me in a relax, good mood before the finals. and after reading #8's comment, I felt even better.
jonny2x4 0
Hooking up with fat chicks is like riding a scooter- it's fun until your friends find out.
sublime420 11
then they ask for a turn
APenguin 0
You should just send a text correcting your mistake. "Sorry, I meant dating, stupid phone" and oh look you cured the problem.
esines 9
But her feelings are still hurt. That thought is still going to stick with her
CaptainAtMan 3
Make it work in your favor. Claim you were talking dirty but failed a little.