Nice try

By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
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mds9986 24

I hope you said no.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Give him a ******** and then spit in his face

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takemedrunk 2

Soooooooo.......... you are single now then huh? Hi! ;-)

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rockninja 21

you should have tied him to bed, punched him in the stomach and left.

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daemonsparta 16

well...he did it face to face. youd probably be pissed if he broke up via text message

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LunaRebirth 7

I'd be more mad to have driven all that time when it could've been in a simple few seconds.

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Rosebudx 32

I really hope you got him to the edge and left him there.

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subzero22 8

That's actually worse than breaking up over text and that's pretty bad

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LazyLion 12

Did you guys have sex?

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kattykat1 13

Wellll...did you have sex with him??

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mzshannababy 16

well I think either way you would have been mad . sorry about the break up... but put sugar and snickers in his tank lol

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