I live and work in NYC.
I'm a web developer by profession and enjoy running, travelling, sailing, reading and film in my free time.
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Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
By anonymous - /
Tuesday 27 October 2009 13:27 /
United States