By akimbojuju - 22/06/2015 15:12 - United States

Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs. FML
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extrasnipes 22
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Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

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acp2002 23
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that sucks really hard

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CliffyB03 28
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As much as you weigh because you're a king ;D

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Amateur_Dank 17
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What the fuck....

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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That's the dumbest fat joke I've heard all day.

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Ava_Darkflame 26

Smooth.

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_ExcitedPotato_ 8
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Not enough potato in this comment.

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ProfessorMctitie 20
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#25 is your profile picture shrek with poop on his face

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SpreadTHEKILLER 14
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#33, That's not poop..

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CliffyB03 28
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Apparently no one likes my smoothness.

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Sangue0608 26
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@#1&43 Obviously

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Marshallino 21
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Because it wasn't smooth at all.

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acp2002 23
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that sucks really hard

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expertsmilee 26
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You couldn't lift it with your pinky?...wuss

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mds9986 24
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Probably doesn't even lift.

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extrasnipes 22
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Do YOU even lift bro?

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xluciferx666 21
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#11 yeah the cake to my mouth

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AddictGamer 16
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I lift the tab on the Oreo bag called 'lift'.

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Ichiya 29
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The cake is a lie.

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elizabeth_black 26
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How exactly did this happen?

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tomoc1990 6
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I want to know too ??

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hafyyyy 17
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so did it tell you the weight?

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ProfessorMctitie 20
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How did your pinky finger find out

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carcinoid 17
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sounds like you were stuck in quite the little situation

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extrasnipes 22
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Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

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ArturoJames 13
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Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm..

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False_Stupidity 41
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It weighs exactly 1 kingsizebed weight.

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smackaroonial 20
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It depends, is it a regular King, California King, Alaskan King? They're all so different!

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_OF_WG_KTA_ 15
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He doesn't know. His pinky knows, though.

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karacakal2 30
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So how much does it weigh?

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gracehi 31
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"According to my pinky, this queen sized bed weighs exactly MOTHER FUCKING OUCH!"

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