By akimbojuju - 22/06/2015 15:12 - United States

Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 862
You deserved it 2 885

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Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

that sucks really hard

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As much as you weigh because you're a king ;D

What the fuck....

That's the dumbest fat joke I've heard all day.

Ava_Darkflame 26

Smooth.

Not enough potato in this comment.

#25 is your profile picture shrek with poop on his face

#33, That's not poop..

Apparently no one likes my smoothness.

@#1&43 Obviously

Because it wasn't smooth at all.

that sucks really hard

You couldn't lift it with your pinky?...wuss

Probably doesn't even lift.

Do YOU even lift bro?

#11 yeah the cake to my mouth

I lift the tab on the Oreo bag called 'lift'.

The cake is a lie.

How exactly did this happen?

I want to know too ??

so did it tell you the weight?

How did your pinky finger find out

sounds like you were stuck in quite the little situation

Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm..

It weighs exactly 1 kingsizebed weight.

It depends, is it a regular King, California King, Alaskan King? They're all so different!

He doesn't know. His pinky knows, though.

So how much does it weigh?

"According to my pinky, this queen sized bed weighs exactly MOTHER FUCKING OUCH!"