Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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mds9986 24
I hope you said no.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Give him a ******** and then spit in his face
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Comments (81)
Miss_Mandi 29
He probably thought you would be okay with break-up sex since you had to drive all the way there. That ******.
neethukay 12
Good Luck to him! But time for you to move it on girlie you've got better things to do ?
Fmlreadermostly 20
And you wonder how common house fires begin... Best of luck to you
varunet2004 11
Agree to have sex wid him and fart / pee on his face while he is in the act... That will leave him scarred for life
Nessco 36
I once had a boyfriend ask for 'last time sex' as we broke up. I went with it. He's now my husband and father of our two kids. After the sex he simply said 'who am I kidding, I can't be without you'. You just never know. Everything else about the FML sux tho. Hope you find someone who treats you as you deserve.
ianr817 10
did you do it ?
asira 2
If you're a girl, get a strap-on and say ok let's do this. But you have to leave right after, otherwise it would be "weird." What an ass that guy is.
haleymak_ 14
I guess at least he broke up with you before sex was brought up. I think if he was so set on face-to-face he could've found his way to you.
chosha_fml 27
FYL, OP. Unless of course you had sex with him. Then you would deserve that ********.
moo77_fml 20
What a jerk ?