Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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mds9986 24
I hope you said no.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Give him a ******** and then spit in his face
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Comments (81)
Crescent_Moon 17
If I were you, I'd have gone into the kitchen and grabbed some tongs and fυ¢кιиg yank on his genitals so hard he'd be crying for at least two hours straight. If i would bother to wait until he's done, id take a picture for blackmail for whatever i needed.
Fmlsea 28
throw something at his dick like a shoe ! what kind of a douche bag, trys to hits a girl up for sex when hes just dumped her.
nfowle37 1
You should have given him a ******* and then kissed him and put his cum in his mouth
SolarLunix 21
I hope you made him pay for gas!
3ch0_fml 6
A punch in the face would have been the only adequate answers. If he wanted to do it face to face so bad he could have moved instead of making you do the trip
Starham1 14
At least he did it face to face.
Ahaddad123 27
Agree give him a BJ and then bite the D, should set him straight.
tomoc1990 9
Hope you said yes, got your rocks and told him to f*ck himself from now on
disbatch 14
You picked him
BlaqMontana 16
well on the brighter side, he broke up before asking for sex.. most guys would just get it one last time amend while you're trying to cuddle after he'd just drop the bomb.