Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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mds9986 24
I hope you said no.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Give him a ******** and then spit in his face
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Comments (81)
jessmonkey 15
What a D bag. Like i know text is bad but who wants to spend that gas for nothing....
Brandi_Faith 34
I would rather a phone call than having to make that drive.
tanziir1 14
Well that must of sucked "dick"
lovelockdown23 23
He's horrible but I cant help but feel relieved that he broke up with you before just having sex with you and kicking you to the curb.
Silk_Routes 14
Run Op! u have a 2 hours drive...sorry for u
LVtaytay 12
At least he's honest...
MayaMacias 13
What a pig
worldclassrager 41
That's worse than breaking up via text
ginahager2 10
So did you?
CoupeDeAce 6
A set of blue balls would definitely be acceptable.
littleking94 14
yeeaahh.... we call these type of people douche bags.