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Today, my date told me that he, his parents, and grandparents, believe that all doctors, but especially dentists, are nothing but drug-pushing crooks, and therefore completely unnecessary. Oh and the fact that they’ve all lost their teeth is “genetic” and has nothing to do with their hygiene. FML
Did he try ordering you some moonshine? And was there an attempt to serenade you with a banjo performance?
Stupidity is genetic, too.