Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
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Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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mds9986 24
I hope you said no.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Give him a ******** and then spit in his face
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Comments (81)
daddysgirl243 21
it sounds like that's all he really wanted you for
PANDORUM89 21
he should've drove to see you, its less of an emotional rollercoaster for the person that has already made up their mind that they want the relationship over. So he could drive off feeling off (guilty, relieved) versus you driving back feeling angry, sad, betrayed, etc. that's a bad way to drive and affects your response times if anything bad were to happen. I'd make him give me gas money and tell him to go F himself.
LosTe_fml 19
**** him man.
BooBerry777 14
No don't **** him, he doesn't deserve it.
angelic_avenger 7
That's when you take out the bondage. And then drive your two hour trip and leave him tied up.
jack67_fml 14
lol omg he's savage
RedPillSucks 33
you should have said yes, then shoved your foot up his ads, exclaiming "that all the sex you're going to get for a while"
sanchitgoyal 27
well atleast he was honest...broke up before sex!
iPixelCheese 19
Omg that's terrible! He could have at least driven to you. Then asking for sex?
Thoricsteam20 24
To late for it not to be weird.
vikky538 29
Hope you said him to "go **** your self"